Fun With DU!

As a public service and for a little fun, I've decided to start an occasional new segment dealing with the idiots over at Dumbacratic Underground. This week, conspiracy theories about Christopher Reeve pulled from here (Names have been erased to protect the stupid):

Isn't it strange that Christopher Reeve die days after he is mentioned in the Debate as a candidate for Stem Cell Research benefits? I am not trying to tread on any sacred ground here but there are too many coincidental happenings like this that scare the hell out of me. Kerry mentions Reeve on Friday and he is dead by Monday, Coincidence?

Who the **** knows with the GD nazis we have in power now? "He developed heart problems as a result of a medical condition for which he was being treated at Northern Westchester Hospital. He lapsed into a coma and passed away with his wife and other close family members at his side." I firmly believe that the PNAC would kill anyone that stands in their way. That said, it was probably natural causes, unless, of course, the PNAC murdered him. Straussian philosophy - global death through psychopathy. We have to face the facts - the PNAC would kill their crippled little sister for a cigarette.

I sure wouldn't want to be mentioned by Kerry in the next debate, and nor would anyone else. Conspiracy theories are often bull, but what about Kelly, that weapons inspector who 'cut his wrists'? Is that also coincidence? We're having a lot of coincidences here. I wonder if Kerry is 'having suicidal thoughts' too? Man, if there was ever someone who I'd recommnend a bullet-proof body armor to, it's him and Edwards.

There you have it! The inner workings of the liberal mind. This has been a public service to remind you to vote and keep your tin-foil hats handy!