Duck, Christmas is Coming!!!

CNN is reporting that a new study shows that Christmas, the day after Christmas, and New Years Day are the deadliest days of the year More Americans die of various causes - primarily cardiac events - on these days than any other. The study suggests this is due to two primary factors: (1) People putting off treatment for fear of disrupting family events, and (2) holiday changeover in staff decreasing general knowledge of patient history and risks.

Of course, the media conspiracy continues to suppress news of the death of people clipped by Santa's sleigh when he makes a sharp right turn over New England.