Nomad's Monstrous Melon Means Something... Maybe

Those who came down to visit us on our vacation trip to New Jersey already know this, but I have to make a revelation to the rest of you. Nomad had a big head. I don't mean that I think too highly of myself (though I think Sean and Ward occasionally would disagree). I mean I have a huge melon sitting atop my neck. When I first joined cub scouts, one of the things they did was to use an elastic strap and a feather to give each new scout a faux indian headband. Everyone else used one elastic strap. I used two and *STILL* got a monstrous headache out of the deal. And you know those "One Size Fits All" hats they sell? THEY LIE!!!

Anyway, finally I have something to feel good about in regards to my oversized novelty cranium, scientists from Virginia Commonwealth University have completed a study which claims to show that large brains mean high intelligence. So it appears my maxima cabeza is just a sign that I am a really smart guy.

Or else I just have a REALLY thick skull.