Warning! Cynicism Overload! Warning!

For the record, I have been to 4 weddings in the last 3 years and will be attending another in the next 2 months. All of these relationships are strong and loving, and have NO relation to the comic I am attaching below. But sometimes you read something so dense in cynical power, that you just have to share it with others.

And yes, I am still single. Maybe the fact that I find this funny is indicative of why. Or maybe I just really need the right woman... to hit me over the head with a baseball bat. ;-)