Top Ten Questions that Should Be Asked at the Debates, But Wont

Everyone else is posting this kind of a listing on their sites, obviously scornful of the "scripted and overcontrolled nature" of the Presidential Debates this year. (Does anyone else find it funny that the more campaigns cater to television programming, the more television personalities complain about them?) So here is Mod-Blog's list of must-ask questions:

10. How often do you visit Mod-Blog in a given week? If less than once a day, doesn't this demonstrate that your administration has misplaced priorities?
9. Where do you stand on the Galactic Civil War in Star Wars? Do you consider yourself more of a Jedi Master or a Sith Lord?
8. Do you prefer to using words that don't exist, or taking positions that are not really your own? Why?
7. How do you plan to deal with the coming crisis of no more Philip K. Dick stories to make into ill-concieved movies like PAYCHECK?
6. What role does hair play in a good Vice President?
5. If you were a superhero, would you conveal your secret identity by wearing a mask or relying on the public not recognizing you in glasses?
4. If you had a choice, would you prefer the Secret Service give you the codename "Skippy the Wonder Kid" or "Iam Notacrook"?
3. Are you now or have you ever been a member of a Star Trek fan club? Original Series or Next Generation?
2. Which do you prefer to call the War in Iraq: Cold War II, World War III, Police Action the Movie, or That There Thing In That Sandy Place?
1. What is your position on illegal aliens? Shouldn't Vulcans and the Mon Calamari be given the same rights as the rest of us?